Not everything in life is simple. Red Smed, however, is. And to prove it this blog has been set up to take you deep into his deranged socialist utopia where Lenin was quite a nice bloke, , Bridgwater has been renamed Parretgrad , every home has to display a portrait of Jake Thackray and Leeds United are at the top of the premier league.

Thursday 28 December 2017

The Red Smed Snogbook (sic)

Click on the link to click on the link. And see what happens.
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Special Bonus feature ;Red Smed at the Engine Room reading the CLASH DAY Proclamation twinning Bridgwater with  Seattle USA
 


Partisan Song continues at top as Red Smed once more tops his own hit parade

Totally non paintshopped photo of Red Smed as an actual Partisan
Yes it's 2017 but it won;t be for long. And it's that time of year when your girlfriend would rather watch 'Love Actually' than 'Zulu' so it's surely time to focus on that crucial question of how the Red Smed Hit Parade has been doing.

In there at Number 1 for the 10th year running is the Red Smed instrumental 'The Partisan Song' with 375,141 hits, legally defined as 'a twatload' and at number 2 it's , well, actually the whole top 10 are the same as ever. But...the good news, is there's a load of new songs up there in cyber space, so why not check out some of the other ones? Why not? There's a question.

Song
Artiste
Composer
2016
2017
Red Smed
Trad
323,867
375,141
Red Smed
Trad
5,739
6,226
Red Smed
Smedley
4,118
5,915
Dangerous Brothers
Smedley
1,762
2,009
Club Whoopee
Trad
1,177
1,440
Red Smed
Smedley
1,015
1,337
Red Smed
Smedley/Newman
929
1,045
Red Smed
Smedley
683
860
Red Smed
Smedley/Newman
570
801
Red Smed
Smedley/Kane
586
778
Dangerous Brothers
Smedley/Newton
534
710
Dangerous Brothers
Smedley
505
661
The Sedgemorons
Smedley/Beasley
155
650
Red Smed
Smedley
280
566
The Visitors
Bartlett
423
563
Dangerous Brothers
Smedley
356
467
Club Whoopee
Smedley/Newman
276
437
Club Whoopee
Trad
375
435
Red Smed
Smedley/Beasley/Fraser/Bruce
353
421
Red Smed
trad
300
416
Red Smed
Trad
262
386
The Spanners
Smedley/Vernon
268
366
Red Smed
Smedley
292
358
Red Smed
Smedley
253
333
Red Smed
Smedley/Beasley/Fraser/Bruce
230
322
The Sedgemorons
Smedley
212
303
Red Smed
Smedley
159
289
Drop Dead Darling
The Sedgemorons
Smedley/Kane

285
Red Smed
Smedley/Kane
173
282
Sin and Sodomy
Club Whoopee
Mander/Smedley

219
Rock n Roll is Pretty Exciting
Red Smed
Smedley/Beasley/Fraser/Bruce

216
Stalin was a really nice bloke
The Spanners
Smedley

206
Red Smed
Smedley
119
197
Red Smed
Smedley
107
188
Clever Students
Dangerous Brothers
Smedley

167
Rhapsody in Westover
Red Smed
Smedley

148
Internal Organs
Dangerous Brothers
Rude

144
I Hope you Die
The Funbunnies
Newman/Smedley

115
Sands of Morocco
The Visitors
Bartlett

109
Dave the Snooker Table
Sheep worrying Theatre
Smedley/Vernon

83
Bad Sir Bastard
Sheep Worrying Theatre
Smedley

71
We’ll be in love forever
Sheep Worrying Theatre
Smedley/Macausland

67
Dancing Shoes
Red Smed
Trad arr Smedley

53
Leon Trotsky
The Sedgemorons
Smedley

28
Smalltown
The Sedgemorons
Dixey/Smedley

26
Women only
The Sedgemorons
Dixey/Smedley

22
Rock n Roll is Pretty Exciting
The Sedgemorons
Smedley/Beasley/Fraser/Bruce

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